Well, shucks, if I was only three inches high and fourteen inches long and had four legs when I was a little fellow, I probably would have done the same. It must have come with his genes because that part of his life not spent draped across Betty's lap, he spends sitting up on his hind end, looking around like a people. Immediately, our new little house guest scattled over between us and sat up on his hiney with his little front paws in a perfect begging position-and I promise you that we neither taught nor encouraged him to sit up like that. Betty put the eggs, bacon and biscuits on the table and we sat down. The naming session went on until breakfast was ready. Then we thought of names one of us liked, but the other didn't. Somehow, every one we came up with sounded trite, unsuitable for his countenance or silly. He whined and sniffed, and sniffed and whined, but wouldn't touch a bite.Īs Betty was cooking and I was trying to think of something else to offer our new doggie, we discussed names for him. Over the next half-hour, I tried him with canned dog food, cat food, a piece of leftover steak and some bread. Obviously, I was missing a signal somewhere. While Betty began fixing breakfast, I put some dry food out in a bowl for our new doggie. As I recall, we had gotten a couple of different kinds of puppy food the day we brought Biscuit home. Naming a dog Biscuit wasn't one of our brighter ideas, even though it seemed appropriate at the time. He loves laps almost as much as he loves doggie biscuits. Betty is sitting in her easy chair reading. I am at the computer, writing (and also pretending to be making money). The new kitten, named Velcro (for obvious reasons) is playing with a lizard that made its way inside with some of Betty's house plants, brought in for the winter. In fact, on this very cold morning as I'm beginning this tale, we're all out in the office, converted from a two-car garage, and with a cheery fire going in the Franklin stove. The sounds were so appealing, that I just had to take the sleek, wiggly little sausage doggie out of the box and cradle him on my lap, thereby setting a precedent which is carried on to this day. What I do remember is that appealing little whine coming from the cardboard box we were bringing him home in. I guess it really doesn't matter now anyway. I've forgotten why we decided on a dachshund to replace the Chihuahua we had before, who guarded us, the house and the farm with all the fierceness and determination of a hundred-pound German shepherd until the day he died. How did this one turn out to be a house dog who gets treated like a people-and acts like one most of the time? Maybe it's because for the first time in our lives we actually paid money for a pet, the princely sum of a hundred dollars. Shucks, we've had other doggies and they stayed outside most of the time on our hundred-acre farm where we grow Christmas trees and pretend we're making a living at it. It isn't the fact that we got a dog which is so puzzling it is that we allowed it to become a house dog.
A reddish-brown, shorthaired dachshund, to be specific, weight sixteen pounds, going on forty when lap-sitting, which is his preferred position. This just goes to show that you should never laugh at other people's quirks, because guess what? In the prime of our Golden Years we unaccountably lost our sanity one day and saddled ourselves with a house dog. You've seen them, too, haven't you? Betty and I both agreed there must be something really peculiar about that type of person and that you'd never catch us making such idiots of ourselves.
They even refer to themselves as Mama and Daddy when talking to the dog, and take it everywhere they go and spoil it rotten and. My wife Betty and I used to laugh at those old folks who own a house dog and speak to it as if it were human.
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